I read two posts this week about nose-picking. After reading Jess’s, who referenced a candybar called Crunchies, my memory was triggered recalling that we have a candy that conjures up images of knuckle-deep nasal cavity searching: Goobers.
Except I couldn’t remember that it was called Goobers. Instead I googled “candy Boogers”.
I shouldn’t have.
Not only do they make Boogers candy, but it is advertised as LOOKING and FEELING like snot. What? It doesn’t TASTE like it, too? What’s the point, then?
Maybe you’d rather have some of these:
What about these?
(Actually, these would be good for your work desk because you won’t have to worry about your fellow co-workers mooching your chocolate stash.)
However, if you want something healthy but craving something salty and crunchy, why not pick up a bag of these:
The other green meat! Entomologists everywhere love them! Enjoy your favorite friendly insect…. the cricket, in 3 delicious flavors: Bacon and Cheese, Salt & Vinegar, and Sour Cream & Onion.
Is it lunch time? I’ve got a sudden case of the munchies.