THE PROOF IS IN THE FUCKING PUDDING

XBoy and I are walking through a very crowded parking lot at the mall.

XBoy: There sure are a lot of fucking cars here.

Me: What did you say?!

XBoy: Freakin’. I said freakin’.

Me: No you didn’t.

XBoy: I’m sorry…

Me: Where on earth have you ever heard that kind of language?

XBoy: You and Dad.

Me: I’m sorry, too.