XBoy and I are walking through a very crowded parking lot at the mall.
XBoy: There sure are a lot of fucking cars here.
Me: What did you say?!
XBoy: Freakin’. I said freakin’.
Me: No you didn’t.
XBoy: I’m sorry…
Me: Where on earth have you ever heard that kind of language?
XBoy: You and Dad.
Me: I’m sorry, too.