Nothing says, “Party Pooper” like telling someone to fuck off, no?
While logging onto WordPress, this was the headline from a blog: “Fans are outraged by Infinity Challenge”. At first I thought it said, “Fans are outraged by Infertility Challenge”. Now THAT’S post I would read.
“Hey, DD, how about the year in review!”
Why, sure! Love to.
January 2008 – First trimester of ZGirl’s pregnancy and I was sure I would miscarry any day.
February 2008 – Made it to second trimester of ZGirl’s pregnancy and I was sure I would miscarry any day.
March 2008 – Bought a minivan and my husband discharged a rifle accidentally in my parents’ house…and I was sure I would miscarry any day.
April 2008 – Made it to six months and every one knows. While no longer fearing I will miscarry any day, I am still babygear shy.
May 2008 – Actually purchased my first major babygear and blogging like a “normal” pregnant person. Why didn’t you smack me when I got annoying like that?
June 2008 – Eight months pregnant and so over the hype.
July 2008 – Surprise! It’s a girl!
August 2008 – Exhaustion.
September 2008 – Exhaustion Part Deux.
October 2008 – Back to work. Yuck.
November 2008 – I’ve become a mommyblogger and talk about breastfeeding! *shudder*
December 2008 – Took a break from blogging. Came back from break. Not much of a break if I was to be honest.
Wow. I’m dull.
And for 2009’s Resolution? I don’t believe in resolutions, but this seems like a good start:
Pass the valium and champagne!!
Happier 2009 to you all!