“wait a cunt pinching minute sharpie”
In most cases I can decipher the yoda-speak when it comes to google word searches that eventually show up in my stats. But the example above? That one is going to keep me up all dang night.
(Since the words aren’t mine, it does not go against my lenten goal of not swearing on my blog. Just in case anyone was keeping track. Pru.)
Punch Drunk 
The comma is missing…
read like this:
wait a cunt pinching minute, sharpie!