I left my reflectors at home.

"Beep! Beep! Caution! Wide Load!!

 We went bowling last week. It’s the first time I’ve bowled in over four years. The last time I bowled it was with my ex co-workers when we all got along. I’m not sure why Sparring Partner had to take one at this angle. My ass looks as wide as the lane. Maybe it is…

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6 thoughts on “I left my reflectors at home.”

  1. I’m not even going to tell you how I discovered I was carrying a wide load…ugh. Oh, to be 13 again, and have a cute ass. Nope, instead, I’m getting secretary’s spread. Maybe I should get up from the computer once in a while.

  2. ahhh see this is why you need friends inside the computer to give it to you straight up, it’s not that your arse is wide it’s that you’re not wearing your mom jeans.

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