Gas Mask

I heard the door open and shut as Sparring Partner entered the house. I then heard, “thththrrrrpppppthh!”

“What the hell? You couldn’t have done that out in the garage?”

“I didn’t know it was going to happen!”

What internal structural part of you is damaged that you don’t know you’re going to fart before you fart?

Honestly!

C’mon, men. Just admit that you thought you could sneak it out, but failed.