You hear the stories and read the articles on how second children commonly get the shaft when it comes to parental attention. I spent the past couple of weeks working on a slideshow for Aitch’s second birthday. Long story short: I still haven’t finished it. Now that her birthday has come and gone, I have even lost incentive to get it finished.
Man, I suck.
It’s not that I didn’t finish the slideshow. I didn’t get her a birthday card.
I know, I know. It’s not like she can READ, right?
But I didn’t get her a birthday cake, either.
Wait, it gets even better.
I did buy her some gifts…
…but we never wrapped them.
Of course, I still have time to wrap them. Do you want to know why?
Because we haven’t given her any gifts.
This is not unusual, is it?
I’m going with my earlier determination: