Lucky you. Bedrest means I can update.
And oddly, now that I have the time, I don’t have much to say. Maybe it’s because I’m distracted by my DVR’d Desperate Housewives.
Still crazy sore. My palms and shoulders hurt from bracing my weight on the walker. Did I mention I’m using a walker?!
I finally got some good news just a bit ago. The second mole biopsied from my left foot came back negative for melanoma. Yippee! And the wide excision on the right leg’s tissue also came back negative. Double yippee!!
Did you know there’s a right and a wrong way to put together a walker? The wrong way means that when you try to go through standard width doorways, you can scratch and gouge up the woodwork. As the picture shows, the wheels are currently on the inside of the walker. That was after Sparring Partner repositioned them from the outside. Just in case you ever have to use a walker.
I have also improved my moonwalking via the walker. Our master bath has a separate commode area and there’s no room for me to go forward into it and then turn around. Oh no. I have to back in. And since I can’t put full weight on either foot, I moonwalk. To the toilet.
I. Am. Awesome.
Also, I’m a bit looped on my meds. Wish you were here!
Leave it to DD to make having to use a walker at 40 and being grateful there isn’t MORE melanoma (than the ones already found), funny and charming. Love you. And glad the additional biopsies came out clean.
So pleased about the results. And hope the loopiness is fun!
Great news!
Great news on the test results! Big sigh of relief here in Wisconsin, must be why it is so windy today. 😉
Thanks for the walker picture however we still need to see YOU with IT. 😉 The boy child can get that picture for us, can’t he?
Congratulations on the negatives — the negatives for melanoma, I mean 🙂
Woohoo!!! Delighted for you.
That is f+cking awesome! Yeah! Woohoo!
The thought of drug induced you moonwalking in the bathroom cracks my shit up!
Awesome news on the negative biopsies. Return to your regularly scheduled DVR’d episodes and enjoy your drugs.
congrats on the test results!
Saw the one negative on FB, and a second negative is even better. But I’d like to see the moonwalking too!
So what you’re saying is…not only does it hurt to sit on the toilet, you get to humiliate yourself getting there too?
Feel better soon!
I had no idea walkers had wheels – I thought they only had yellow tennis balls on the bottom. Who knew? I second Summer in her yay for the double negative!
I need video proof…
I thought of you today as I passed the baby wipes aisle in the store…should I send you some so you can “freshen” up?
I can honestly say that I have never made this comment on an infertile’s blog…YAY for the double negative results!!