Either I’m a moron or you guys are assholes. Take a look at this item I bought at Walgreens that has 3mg of Melatonin PER. DAY!!
No where on the packaging does it say that the 3mg is via TWO of the liqui-caps, but I figured based on the image, I would have to throw back two. Now I’m not a good pill taker. I’m a gagger. I thought these look similar to the Advil gel-caps I take on occasion, so how bad could it be, right?
“What’s wrong with those,” you ask? Should I mention that the cap is as big as a salad plate? OK, so I’m exaggerating, but those fuckers are HUGE!
“Just HOW big are they,” you ask?
You sure to ask a lot of questions, you nosy bitches.
Could you swallow a AA battery? I ask in return.
Why don’t I just throw some BBQ sauce on them, hand out toothpicks and call them “lil’ smokies”?!